Thursday, October 30, 2008
Gay quotes to make even the homophobes laugh
(Got this from Irvin, who got it from somebody else, who got it from somebody else and so on... Rly funny tho)
1. Hindi Man Ako Ka sing Ganda ng Nanay Niyo, Hindi din ako Kasing Seksi ng Ate Niyo, Malay Niyo (Big Male voice) Ako Ang Tatay Niyo.
2. Look-a-like ni Nina:
The woman standing in front of you is the woman who once told you that Love Moves in Mysterious Ways. - Panalo ang Kanta!
3. Kung ang Jeepney driver ay Sweet Lover, ang Taxi Driver Plus P50. Thank you so much!
4. with a slang diction ----- My Name is Tyra Banks from the Land of Liberty and Opportunity the United States of America.
At Naniniwala po ako sa Kasabihan, Na sa Panahon ng Krisis at sa Pataas na pataas na Presyo ng Langis, Ma Swerte and mga Mangkukulam sa Capiz dahil ang Gamit nila ay Walis! Thank you!
5. Ako po ang nag-iisang nagpatibok sa puso ni Sergio Santibanez
ang nag-iisang POLO RAVALES!
PAK!
6. question and answer portion
" may kasabihan po tayo the more we speak the more likely we make mistakes...
so for me not to make a mistake i will not answer your question. I thank you"
7. Aanhin ang isang damo kung wala na si Petrang Kabayo. Aanhin pa ang patimpalak kung walang manonood. Aanhin ang korona kung gawa sa plastic.
Hindi ko hangad ang manalo sa contest na ito. Hangad ko lang makita ko kayo at makita niyo ako. Maipamalas ang aking angking talento at kahusayan sa pag-iisip. Dahil kung wala ako, walang kwenta ang contest na ito. Thank you so so much!
8. Question: IF YOU DIE TOMORROW, WHY NOT NOW?
Answer: BECAUSE TODAY IS NOT TOMORROW BUT IF YOUR IN A HURRY JUST GO AHEAD AND I WILL FOLLOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
9. Question: WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST PART OF YOUR BODY? WHY?
Answer: THE BEST PART OF MY BODY IS MY NECK... THE NECK HOLDS THE HEAD WHICH WILL WEAR THE CROWN LATER TONIGHT. THANK YOU.
10. Question: IF YOU WERE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, WHO WOULD YOU PUNISH? ADAM? EVE? OR THE SERPENT?
Answer: NONE OF THE ABOVE... I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM EVERYBODY THAT I AM CHINESE. I WOULD TEACH ADAM AND EVE NOT TO EAT THE FRUIT. INSTEAD SELL THE FRUIT AND EAT THE SERPENT.
CHEERS TO ALL!!
11. MC: CONTESTANT NUMBER 3. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT MAN CAME FROM APE?
CONTESTANT: (ANG BADET LUMINGON, SABAY GRAB NG MIKE)
YES, I BELIEVE SO, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT CANDIDATE NUMBER 2..
12. "NANINIWALA PO AKO NA HINDI LAHAT NG KABAYO AY NASA KWADRA...MERON DIN PO SA BACK STAGE!!!! AKO PO SI MARIMAR ANG JOWA NI FULGOZO NAG NAGSASABING... KEEP OFF THE GRASS!! BECAUSE... SLIPPERY WHEN WET!! I THANK YOU!!"
13. This one is censored..haha..
Halu! My name is Chin Chun Su O Mei Su Lyna from China.
Standing infront of you is a beauty from the Orient. Im proud to embody let the new blooms of our national flower
MY MY VAGINA FROM CHINA!!!!
14. bago ko lisanin ang maraming sulok ng entabladong ito iiwan ko po ang mga katagang:
wag niyo na po akong tangkaing dayain dahil ang mga lola kong mambabarang ay nasa likod ko lamang(looking at her co candidates at his back)
15. MAY KASABIHAN PO TAYO,
KAHIT GAANO KALALIM ANG DAGAT,,
HANGGANG DIBDIB LANG ITO NG BIBE, THANKYOU!
16. aanhin pa ang bahay na bato kung.......
... KATULONG KA LANG DITO
17. ang babaeng hndi natutumba dating konduktora hehe
18. Host: What is your favorite motto?
> Contestant: (after a long pause) I don't have a motto eh.
> (so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
> Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold
19. "BASTA AKO NANINIWALA SA KASABIHANG ANG TAONG DI MARUNONG LUMINGON, AY WALANG PAMBILI NG SALONPAS!"
Saturday, October 25, 2008
First Verses (Play me, I'm a game)
Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing. See which of your friends can name the most songs.
Step 3: Bold/strike out the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING! (Srsly)
Step 5: If you like the game post your own.
(Obviously, I can't include the instrumental tracks in the playlist. Darn.)
1. Today is a winding road
Thats taking me to places that I didnt want to go
Today in the blink of an eye
Im holding on to something and I do not know why
I tried
2. You keep your riches and I'll sew my stitches,
You can't make me think like you, mundane
I've got a message for all those who think that they
Can etch his words inside my brain
3. Nandyan ka palagi
Niyayakap ako
Nandyan ka palagi
Hinahagkan ako
4. The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
5. You must've fallen from the sky
You must've shattered on the runway
You brought so many to life
And now you're by yourself
6. Napanood kita kanina sa loob ng TV
Sabi mo “hello” sa akin
Ako ay nabighani
Sabi mo ay babalik ka
Pagkatapos ng commercial
Kay tagal kong naghintay
Muntik na akong magpakamatay
7. I don't wanna lose you,
I don't wanna use you
Just to have somebody by my side
And I don't wanna hate you
I don't wanna take you
But I don't wanna be the one to cry
8. You said you made us in the middle of the afternoon
While we said we're frustrated
But you tried to take us
"Go on, get ready, cause it's coming soon" you said
Well no thanks, we'll make it
9. Finally someone let me out of my cage.
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age.
No, I couldn't be there. No, you shouldn't be scared.
I'm good at repairs and I'm under each snare.
Intangible, bet you didn't think, so I command you to.
Panoramic view, look I'll make it all manageable.
Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you different crews.
Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kicking tunes?
10. Smoking with the homies
That's all he do
Always hanging out
Losing money playing See Low
Every night out at the Go-Go
He don't slap around
But it's in his plan
He gotta be the man
Never show you no respect
He mess with all your friends
11. There's a party at 8:02, don't be late
Hurry up, hurry up, and be ready don't make us wait
I know you know the place, so please don't hesitate
Or waste any time, there you'll find your rhythm
12. When you're on a holiday
You can't find the words to say
All the things that come to you
And I want to feel it too
13. Liar liar,
You're such a great big liar
With the tallest tales
That I have ever heard
Fire fire,
You set my soul on fire
Laughing in the corner
As it burns
14. Check the waves
Crashing down right by the sand
Feel the water go through my empty hands
'Cause today is mine
No troubles in my mind
Out this cynical world, ooh
Out this cynical world
15. Out here we don't hear anything
But the clicking of the rain
Against the leaves
And the way each other breathes
16. Eyes wide open all the time
Just like a drugstore in the city
Where she walks the streets at night
Time keeps ticking, like an ocean through a sieve
Ever onward, ever forward in a march
17. And here we go again
With all the things we said
And not a minute spent
To think that we'd regret
So we just take it back
These words that hold our breath
Forget the things we swore we meant
18. K fyne k kalang
Bantan-on tiguwang dili mahimutang
K fyne k kalang
Kumagko gikubalan dili mahimutang
19. We watched the season
Pull up its own stakes
And catch the last weekend of the last week
Before the gold and the glamour have been replaced
Another sun-soaked season fades away
20. Can you hear me
Hear me screaming
Breaking in the muted skies
This thunder heart
Like bombs beating
Echoing a thousand miles
21. If I kiss you where it's sore
If I kiss you where it's sore
Will you feel better, better, better
Will you feel anything at all
22. Do you remember
When we fell in love
We were so young
And innocent then
Do you remember
How it all began
It just seemed like heaven
So why did it end?
23. Nagtatanong ang isip
Di raw maintindihan
Kung anong nararamdaman
Dapat mong malaman
Sa puso ko'y ikaw lamang
Ang nag iisa
24. Perfect by nature
Icons of self indulgence
Just what we all need
More lies about a world that
25. Baby won't you tell me why
There is sadness in your eyes
I don't wanna say goodbye to you
Love is one big illusion
I should try to forget
But there is something left
In my head
26. These colours will not change
You change the way I see them
These words will fade
Can you explain
Why you hate them
We are the same
27. Really thought that I
Could live without you
Really thought that I
Could make it on my own
Sent you away
Yeah, I said I didn't need you
I let you go, I let you go, I let you go
28. They say I'm different
But they don't understand,
That there's a bigger problem
That's much more in demand
We're got world hunger
Not enough to eat
So there's really no time to be
Tripping on me
29. Earth to Bella
You think you’ve got it all figured in
Earth to Bella
Everything you know is wrong
30. Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
(LOL #30 for the timely win)
Have fun. (^_^)
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
ProjectsPapersPota
Fatigue. Frustration. Lack of sleep. People whose seemingly sole purpose is to disappoint you. Nausea. Splitting headache. Indigestion. Aching shoulders. Callused feet. Mood swing.
*sings Mika's "Love Today" to self*
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Whee-kend Blabbelblah (because I lack the creativity for anything aside from ranting these days)
Finally, the time to sit down and write for the sake of writing. No time pressure, no requirements (though I have to get down to the idea of doing the Eng 106, Sosc 2, Thea 108 and Coma 193 stuff down soon). A set of poems, a concept paper, an acting journal, an article and a newspaper layout. Despite what I believe are the really wonderful things Sir Gene said about the Communication Arts program, it sometimes annoys me that we're pressured to be good in everything, because to put it frankly, everything's what a BACA student does. Talk about Renaissance.
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Finally finished with Tao. Everybody raving about it being a fresh take on theater in UPLB, what with all the movement intertwining with facial expressions and violently colorful "Medieval, Victorian, Elizabethan, Tudorian" costumes (cast: an orange chicken, a tiger with furry forearms, a shiny teddy bear, a macho dancer with a mohawk, a punk hooker and a member of the black-neon green parade, among others). Everybody pleased with the idea that every director in the University DOES have their own trademarks for their productions. Body really tired from continuous abuse of Extra Joss, coffee and softdrinks, the latter which I am also now blaming for a chip in one of my molars (TV-commercial child's voice: "CAVITIES!"). Satisfied with myself because I feel I did justice to the two major scenes I danced and acted in. Glad all the drama outside the stage is over (or is it?).
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Launched the folio last Friday. And as Brian said, maganda nga sya. Go get a copy from any Pantas member for only a hundred bucks (if I remember correctly). Go read Catalina Wanders into the Clouds. Go tell me how I can make it better. Or if you don't want to, just go read it. And the other stories. And maybe get a few autographs from the authors still lurking around in the campus. Because biases aside, trust me, these people are going somewhere someday. Yes, even with seriously screwed-up a name like Jorge Luis Gaiman (Biboy's new pseudonym).
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Totally fucked up on thesis. Ma'am Bheng's leaving me soon. And in her note I almost misread the line 'a draft of your proposal for a grade of "S"' for 'a draft of your proposal for a grade of "5"'. Whee emotional roller coaster, especially when you remember that I'm only grade-conscious because I want to prove a few things to my parents and myself: to them, that I could have actually shifted to Diliman ASAP, it's just that I CHOSE to study there, and to me, that, what everybody around me has been telling me is true, that I really am a smart kid. I know, I know, I'm a pompous ass. It's just that I've never had the knack for being emotional and stuff, especially when it doesn't involve intellectualizing something. Maybe that's why all my relationships with other people are convoluted and whatnot. Duhnno. Time to stalk the Diliman libraries again this sembreak.
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I want to learn how to breakdance. From a real teacher, not from watching tutorial videos over the Internet (did this back in high school; it taught me how to handstand) and experimenting with my body (I think I dislocated my right leg thrice this semester). That, and learn how to play the sax. Annoying when you have a shiny sax in your room, but have no idea at all how to play it. Yes, I've tried fiddling with it the way I did with the recorder, piano, drums, bongos and djembe, and it didn't work.
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They featured the house in PDI again last Wednesday, this time focusing on Mama and Papa's garden renovations. Too bad the online version doesn't have the pictures, it looks really nice in the newspaper. Annoying sometimes that I'm never around when these things happen.
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I want to finish all the Marquez (No One Writes to the Colonel and other stories), Gaiman (Neverwhere), Borges (Ficciones), Adams (The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Soul), Lovecraft (The Call of Cthulhu an other stories) and Foucault (Madness and Civilization) books lying around. I want to get the Leader Class Movie Optimus Prime from the Megamall Toy Kingdom because it's p200 cheaper than how much the Greenhills collectors' stores are selling it for, along with the rare Alternator Optimus Prime my bro told me he saw in Greenhills. I want to play Magic (and the money to play it) again. I want a tall glass of iced mocha, a platter of marinara or carbonara, a free afternoon, and somebody to talk to over it and share it with (the pasta and the afternoon only, of course, as the coffee's exclusively mine). I want I want I want.
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The Dilemma of Double Lives:
When I'm in UPLB, I'm too busy to be doing anything.
When I'm at home, I'm too tired to be doing anything.
And frankly, I don't which one I'd prefer.
