Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Beer!

Just as crusaders once cried "Saint Michael!" to invoke their patron, so do we cry to invoke ours. And he does come, golden like a kwitis tail, guided to the bottlefield by the torotots of war.

Of course we celebrate. In fact, we not only cry gold, we even whine white and red. And as we feast and debate on whether or not tomatoes are a legal candidate for the dozen, we only look at and only listen to how people have worked fire this year: into p5 rockets, into p250 Judas belts, into p500 Dragon's Shooting Stars (tm?). And we revel, for we have saved much this night (tm!).

All breaks loose when the bell finally tolls: cars and cardboards scream in discordant unison, cloth is suddenly down with chickenpox, and children turn into kangaroos. Everyone must participate in the ritual; rodents, despite their small size, are nevertheless difficult to summon.

After the revellion, the air is thick with soot. So much soot, in fact, that if you listen hard enough, right before he goes to sleep, you can hear Dad's old lungs sigh.

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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Special Needs (Guess what, Migy? It's another playlist survey!)

Moar boredom-killers from teh Frendstar. I'm starting to get addicted to these.

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next
button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN
NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!


1 IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU
SAY?
- Agent Orange - Slapshock ("Get up,
get up, get up!" labo)

2 WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
- Love Fool - New Found Glory ("Say
that you love me" yun yun e)

3 HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
- The Boys of Summer - The Ataris
("Nobody on the road, nobody on the
beach" borrd is more like it)

4 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
- Someday You Will be Loved - Death
Cab for Cutie ("You'll be loved,
you'll be loved like you never have
known" someday day. someday...)

5 WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
- Dito Tayo sa Dilim - Pedicab
("Diretsahan na!" hahaha)

6 WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
- Crazy For This Girl - Evan and Jaron
("I'm crazy for this girl" No comment
na nga lang)

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
- Can't Fight the Moonlight - LeAnn
Rimes ("Underneath the starlight,
starlight, there's a magical feeling"
nocturnal)

9 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
- Memory - Sugarcult ("Go back, back
to the disaster" high school days,
sigh)

10 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU
LIKE?
- Pushing Me Away - Linkin Park ("Your
testing me pushes me away" this answer
sucks, really)

11 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
- Queen Paranoia - Slapshock ("I'm
sick and tired of all these games"
moda laaaang)

12 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU
GROW UP?
- Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
("And the wonder of it all is that you
just don't realize how much I love
you" modang good husband LOL)

13 WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE
THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
- Rake - Sufjan Stevens ("You are the
rock, you are the rake" take the good
with the bad, I guess)

14 WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
- So Sick - Ne-yo ("'Cause I'm so sick
of love songs" galit sa mushiness...
daw)

15 WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR
WEDDING?
- The Touch - Stan Bush ("You've got
the touch, you've got the powerrr!"
anybody who reads this, please try
downloading a copy of this song!
Cartoon Optimus Prime theme song is
win! ü)

16 WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- Sukiyaki - A Taste of Honey ("You
tok your love away from me" aww
touched)

17 WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
- Higher - Creed ("Can you take me
higher, to the place where blind men
see? Can you take me higher, to the
place with golden streets?"
transcendental, I am haha)

19 WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
- The Middle - Jimmy Eat World ("Don't
you worry what they tell theselves
when you're away" sorta kinda malabo
ha)

20 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
- A Sorta Fairytale - Tori Amos ("Like
a good book, I can't put this day
back" I love you guys)

21 WHAT WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU
REPOST?
- Special Needs - Placebo ("Remember
me, special needs" haha emo)

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Frustration

Seriously, am I the only one who thinks popcorn and ice cream make a really really good combination!?

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Playlist survey, while waiting for the New Year (and possibly the MMFF gimiks before that) to come around

1) Open up your library (iPod, Winamp, iTunes, etc.)

2) Put it on shuffle

3) Press play

4) for each question, type in what song is playing

5) hit next for each question


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1. What do people assume when they first look at me?

Honesty – Billy Joel (O RLY?)

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?

Mamaw – Kayokasee/Michael V. (My ENTIRE life? NOOOOOO)

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

It Ends Tonight – All-American Rejects (No, at least according to this song)

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?

Painless – Mae (Turned apathetic at the idea of secret admirers, methinks)

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?

Torn (Punk Goes Pop version) – Off By One (If this doesn’t mean I’m manically depressed already)

7. Is someone trying to kill me?


Lightness – Death Cab for Cutie (“Oh, instincts are misleading; you shouldn’t think what you’re feeling”)

8. What is my sexual preference?

Everybody Hurts – The Corrs (Unintentional emo)

9. What am I afraid of?

Baby I Love Your Way – All Star Reggae (Nothing, it seems. LOVE LOVE LOVE!)

10. What will I be doing in a few years?

Losing My Religion - REM (Can’t get more direct than that, I guess)

11. What is some good advice for me?

We’re So Far Away – Mae (Go mushy over other people, I guess)

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?

Kundiman – Silent Sanctuary (Mush up even moar, this thing tells me to)

13. Will you get married?

Ice Box – Omarion (Moar unintentional emo, methinks)

14. What is the story of your life?


Departure - Noriyuki Asakura (Even moar unintentional emo)

15. How can you get ahead in life?

For a Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic – Paramore (Bipolar creme-of-teh-crap cliches aside...)

16. What is the best thing about your friends?

Out of the Blue – Michael Learns to Rock (They take me ”right out of the blue”! Whee!)

17. What song describes you?

Ride the Lightning – Metallica (But I’m not Ky Kiske, dammit)

18. How does the world see you?

Champagne Supernova – Oasis (I’m not THAT much of a drunk, you know)

19. Will you have a happy life?

Stepping Out (Late Night Slow Dance remix) – Ministry of Sound (“Could you think it over when we get older?”)

20. How can I make myself happy?

The Joker (Fatboy Slim remix) – Fatboy Slim (As they say, laughter is the best medicine)

21. What should you do with your life?

The Suffering – Coheed and
Cambria (Contemplate suicide?)

22. Will you ever have children?

Theme from Noontime Show – Itchyworms (“Sali na, pati ang pamilya!”)

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Teh Olde Starcraft Christmas Carde

For some reason, Christmas always makes me think back to this picture. Just a remnant of my Starcraft days, I guess.

Merry Christmas, y'all. (^_^)

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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Braindump 3

Lets face it, people are a drug.

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Braindump 2

RHYME CAN ALSO BE SPELLED AS RIME

My muse

My princess

My myrrh

My incense

My fault

My wrong

My mantra

My song

My throb

My ache

My wave

My quake

My sweat

My blood

My stone

My mud

My rose

My thorn

My halo

My horn

My thought

My breath

My life

My death

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Braindump 1

SILENCIO, DISTANCIA

Your silences come in

Fathoms, kilometers, miles

That even the waves of my loudest

Voice cannot walk

The ¡DISTANCIA AMIGO!

Of the pasts, on the rear ends of

Dieseled oracles, screams

Into the pupils, now crying

From the soot of

Extinguished heart(h)s

Seems that this hedgehog must now search for its own bonfire/s.

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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Since Bob Ong once wrote about how we seem to be fixated on drawing human penises on restroom walls

Of course, one could conduct a thorough analysis of the handwriting and handpick the culprits, but of course nobody has the time and the effort to do this, not when there are so many more problems in the world to attempt to fix and maybe even procrastinate about along the way.

This is why you will never get caught after you finish creating your statements, opinions, philosophies, illustrations illustrious or not and whatnot on the public's porcelains.

This is why graffiti is the perfect crime.

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