Thursday, October 30, 2008
Gay quotes to make even the homophobes laugh
(Got this from Irvin, who got it from somebody else, who got it from somebody else and so on... Rly funny tho)
1. Hindi Man Ako Ka sing Ganda ng Nanay Niyo, Hindi din ako Kasing Seksi ng Ate Niyo, Malay Niyo (Big Male voice) Ako Ang Tatay Niyo.
2. Look-a-like ni Nina:
The woman standing in front of you is the woman who once told you that Love Moves in Mysterious Ways. - Panalo ang Kanta!
3. Kung ang Jeepney driver ay Sweet Lover, ang Taxi Driver Plus P50. Thank you so much!
4. with a slang diction ----- My Name is Tyra Banks from the Land of Liberty and Opportunity the United States of America.
At Naniniwala po ako sa Kasabihan, Na sa Panahon ng Krisis at sa Pataas na pataas na Presyo ng Langis, Ma Swerte and mga Mangkukulam sa Capiz dahil ang Gamit nila ay Walis! Thank you!
5. Ako po ang nag-iisang nagpatibok sa puso ni Sergio Santibanez
ang nag-iisang POLO RAVALES!
PAK!
6. question and answer portion
" may kasabihan po tayo the more we speak the more likely we make mistakes...
so for me not to make a mistake i will not answer your question. I thank you"
7. Aanhin ang isang damo kung wala na si Petrang Kabayo. Aanhin pa ang patimpalak kung walang manonood. Aanhin ang korona kung gawa sa plastic.
Hindi ko hangad ang manalo sa contest na ito. Hangad ko lang makita ko kayo at makita niyo ako. Maipamalas ang aking angking talento at kahusayan sa pag-iisip. Dahil kung wala ako, walang kwenta ang contest na ito. Thank you so so much!
8. Question: IF YOU DIE TOMORROW, WHY NOT NOW?
Answer: BECAUSE TODAY IS NOT TOMORROW BUT IF YOUR IN A HURRY JUST GO AHEAD AND I WILL FOLLOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
9. Question: WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST PART OF YOUR BODY? WHY?
Answer: THE BEST PART OF MY BODY IS MY NECK... THE NECK HOLDS THE HEAD WHICH WILL WEAR THE CROWN LATER TONIGHT. THANK YOU.
10. Question: IF YOU WERE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, WHO WOULD YOU PUNISH? ADAM? EVE? OR THE SERPENT?
Answer: NONE OF THE ABOVE... I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM EVERYBODY THAT I AM CHINESE. I WOULD TEACH ADAM AND EVE NOT TO EAT THE FRUIT. INSTEAD SELL THE FRUIT AND EAT THE SERPENT.
CHEERS TO ALL!!
11. MC: CONTESTANT NUMBER 3. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT MAN CAME FROM APE?
CONTESTANT: (ANG BADET LUMINGON, SABAY GRAB NG MIKE)
YES, I BELIEVE SO, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT CANDIDATE NUMBER 2..
12. "NANINIWALA PO AKO NA HINDI LAHAT NG KABAYO AY NASA KWADRA...MERON DIN PO SA BACK STAGE!!!! AKO PO SI MARIMAR ANG JOWA NI FULGOZO NAG NAGSASABING... KEEP OFF THE GRASS!! BECAUSE... SLIPPERY WHEN WET!! I THANK YOU!!"
13. This one is censored..haha..
Halu! My name is Chin Chun Su O Mei Su Lyna from China.
Standing infront of you is a beauty from the Orient. Im proud to embody let the new blooms of our national flower
MY MY VAGINA FROM CHINA!!!!
14. bago ko lisanin ang maraming sulok ng entabladong ito iiwan ko po ang mga katagang:
wag niyo na po akong tangkaing dayain dahil ang mga lola kong mambabarang ay nasa likod ko lamang(looking at her co candidates at his back)
15. MAY KASABIHAN PO TAYO,
KAHIT GAANO KALALIM ANG DAGAT,,
HANGGANG DIBDIB LANG ITO NG BIBE, THANKYOU!
16. aanhin pa ang bahay na bato kung.......
... KATULONG KA LANG DITO
17. ang babaeng hndi natutumba dating konduktora hehe
18. Host: What is your favorite motto?
> Contestant: (after a long pause) I don't have a motto eh.
> (so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
> Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold
19. "BASTA AKO NANINIWALA SA KASABIHANG ANG TAONG DI MARUNONG LUMINGON, AY WALANG PAMBILI NG SALONPAS!"
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