Sunday, July 08, 2007

deliriants in a glass

Start with Mister Pink, who takes the first gulps, praising Mister Zombie for calling him just when it was getting too dark to see the pink of his shirt. Pass to Mister Zombie, who, admitting weakness to rough wines, appears quieter than usual. Pass to Miss Alexander, who sings about a time when we were so alive do you remember that along with Mister Zombie in between drinks. Pass to Mister Peach, who is trying so hard to whistle because he was told it would keep him awake longer. Pass to Mister Season, who finally stops playing with Miss Alexander's cellphone to join in the bottle. Pass to Miss Nag who, passing, is trying to sleep because she has a math class at seven AM, all the while complaining of the heat and the noise, her nags making the noisiest racket. Pass to Miss Redbull, who passes due to caffeine intoxication. Pass to Mister Campingbag in the corner, who passes, insisting on resting his eyes because of a class at the same time as Miss Nag.

Now sit back and watch the magic happen: Miss Alexander and Miss Nag, normally the noisiest, are sound asleep on a poor panda. Mister Zombie, an insomniac, is fighting to stay awake. Mister Pink, Mister Peach and Mister Season, two guys and one gay, are fighting over a girl they only see in the classroom. Quote Mister Peach, who suddenly thinks he is the man who can satisfy all her needs. Quote Mister Season, who thinks he is a better man than Mister Peach by standing straight longer and proclaiming the fact every ten seconds. Quote Mister Pink, who suddenly thinks he is a man.

Now you, who talk of transformative power, drink.

posted by Ocnarf @ 2:31 AM   3 have spoken

3 Comments:

At 5:11 PM, Blogger bulitas said...

wah. me naalala ako ditomng binasa namin dati sa eng101. haha. hmm.

 
At 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've heard so much about this night. :D

 
At 2:59 AM, Blogger Ocnarf said...

@Irvin: Mahilig pa naman si Sir Dennis sa mga ganitong style ng prose. At obvious na siguro na hindi ko alam ang mga pinagsasasabi ko, ngayon lang ako nag Eng 101.

@takris (papalit-palit pa kasi ng pangalan, lakas ng trip mo a): Yes, 'twas THE night. Very much worth the earful I got from the landlady the morning after.

 

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