Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Bearded Jesus
"Bakit magkakamukha ang mga taong grasa? May dress code ba sila?"A Perspective editor once asked us this question, one of several to be put in a [d]efective issue. I never really thought about the question before, being occupied with the more nonsensical (and therefore funnier) "If you're stuck in a desert island, why?"
I now have an answer, though.
It's the beards. All that facial hair hides a lot of distinctions, not to mention "standardizes" the shape of one's face.
Now that I think of it, maybe that's why people never really bothered listening to Jesus. A lot more people wore beards during his time than in ours, He would've been just another bearded man in a sea of bearded men.
6 Comments:
i agree.
it must have been with the beard.
wait.
hindi lahat ng taong grasa balbas-sarado.
maybe it has also something to do with their bodies covered in soot.
baka nga taong grasa si jesus dati.
hmm.
may napanood nga ako dati sa i-witness. yung taong grasa, milyonaryo pala.
la lang.
trip lang niyang mag-taong grasa.
naalala ko tuloy yung kantang one of us.
Haha, may naalala rin ako bigla.
Sa Extra Challenge, ginawa nilang taong grasa si Paolo Bediones.
Baka naman may "Taong Grasa Conspiracy", kung saan lahat pala ng mga taong grasa ay mga milyonaryong nangti-trip lang sa atin.
Mwahahahaha.
no, they don't really look alike at all. :) but if i were another mammal, all humans would probably look alike to me, taong grasa or not.
LOL.
At least the beard thing still applies to Jesus.
Well, if you compare the taong grasa version with the Caucasian version of Jesus, the former makes it easier to remember his comment about the "least of our bretheren". Considering he associated himself with the "filth" of society, it'd be no surprise if people back then did see him as "taong grasa".
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